PART 5

int. dinning room/maggies

teals food from table. alter

scolds er wh his hammer and ike

copies him.

alter (contd)

emma and i h one

c for lacking of trying.

maggie

t leave anything

out.

ikes of o pick it up.

alter

so ive come to see it as a bonus,

really, t o plan,

and pay for, so many weddings.

maggie

not this ones on me.

alter reacts.

ike

ts fair.

maggie

despite do it

on purpose. and i ention of

doing it again.

bob

ts rig keep your

eye on the ball.

ike raises ion. bob explains.

bob (contd)

sports psyc was my major in

college.

ike

ahh.

bob

(false modesty)

im toness

trainer. big advocate of the mind and

body combining for success. you could

say or you can quote me, im a glass

half full king of guy.

maggie

(boasting)

bobs tment

at the

football team. and hes climbed

everest.

to maggies satisfaction, ike ss bob a look of begrudging

respect. nobody otal clown.

ike

(impressed)

everest. is t right?

maggie

twice...

ike

really?

maggie

(sticking it to ike)

it oxygen...

bob

my girl likes to brag about me.

bob and maggie kiss ike ttle love-birds.

bob (contd)

im taking rekking on annapua on

our honeymoon.

ike is highly amused.

ike

ic.

maggie

(sharply)

e think so.

ike

notial bed

wo sherpas and a yak.

alter cracks up, maggie ss ike a look. he smiles back.

cut to:

int. ikes el room/int. fisher and ellies bedroom (nyc)

intercut telepion

fisher and ellie are exercising. fisher is on a cycle machine.

ellie does yoga stretcs back on ts on

caped v

screen. superimposed titles read “brian norris ;

ike

(to fiso phone)

you believe ,

fisape of all train

wrecks.

tv - close

ter a crowded che

groom, brian, and man at tar.

no tar.

e see maggie move a of the church.

ss rise in his

first he second aisle as

ss up to pick up te and

ts back doo ch.

tape fast-foro t wedding. now ike is looking

at a muc says,

“gill c;. s t-forton

(sometimes slowing down).

on tv:

e see ters backyard. it is gill and maggies

ure of hells

angels-types, deado;altar“ is a band

platform against the back fence.

gill is ing on tform h a rock combo playing

grateful dead-type music. roductory speech.

maggie steps out onto tiful in a

ype wedding ensemble. so a

trampoline. e can see attoo. srampoline,

to tch her and body surf her

over to the back fence.

as ss tage, s peggy and gill, then decides

to go. sage and runs up to a passing guy on

a dirt bike. sus and waves as she rides

a;gill c;. maggie

goes off on dirt bike. tape fast-foro t of

maggies fiascoes.

on ikestv

s outdoors, in a tree lined

area, musicians plays. ike laug maggie

approacar on e dress,

he

tape.

on tv: it says, “george silling edding“.

as maggie rides dohe horse whinnies!

maggie in t rears and bolts,

galloping off ape on an

image of maggie, ricken,

o sat single frame. as ike

stares at looks at

o see

.

ss to s a restless look on his face. he

stares closely. the bar.

ike

kamikaze!

cut to:

ext. te trout bakery - t day

establis of a bakery in hale. ike

exits a neighe block. he pauses in

front of to take a look at maggies truck. as he

does, a middle-aged black oman walks by and wh a

neunned as sus to a man

sitting on a bench.

ike

did you see t?

cut to:

int. trout bakery - continuous

close on a group of plastic grooms and brides on a counter top.

mrs. trout is beer ion

of grooms for

on ter. all sizes and colors, some attaco brides,

some solo, some tuxes, some in dinner jackets.

mrs. trout

t oh, youve

used t i

like te dinner jacket.

maggie

no, oo blond.

mrs. trout

(picks up another)

ell go otal traditional.

maggie

too dark.

ther groom.

ike

but ters eyes.

maggie cringes at the sound of ikes voice.

ike (contd)

no -- ters eyes are closer set.

sinues her search.

ike (contd)

(to mrs. trout)

could i wo coffees, please? and

wonderful smell?

(seeing the

cinnamon rolls)

ill hose delicious

looking cinnamon rolls.

mrs. trout

sure.

(picking up a

miniature bride)

he

best you.

mrs. trout steps ao get o ther

side of maggie and picks up the bride and groom figure.

ike

lets see... excuse me, isnt t cute?

ahh...

edly knock the groom figure in

the head and run away screaming.

ike (contd)

bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! oh, help me!

s .

mrs. trout just about bursts a gut laugakes the

bride from ike coldly.

mrs. trout

you must be t mr. graham fellow.

ike tus and goes to her.

ike

yes, i am. and who are you?

mrs. trout

betty trout. five dollars.

ike

(as he pays)

oty. i take it youre going to

be making they say

youre throwing --

mrs. trout

(interrupting)

-- the luau for maggie.

sarts picking lint off tons his cuff.

maggie

(all smiles for

mrs. trout)

grandma made me test outfit. i

cant to s to you.

ike

(cynical delight)

a pre-wedding luau?

mrs. trout

yes. my husband and i love luaus.

itll be fun.

mrs. trout tus and grabs ikes bag containing two coffees.

ike

fun? fun isnt the word.

mrs. trout beams. maggie understands tle better.

mrs. trout ems and he pays.

mrs. trout

if youre still in town, you should

stop by.

maggie

no, im sure .

ike

(to mrs. trout)

actually, i o come.

(taps her service bell)

thank you so much.

maggie steps over, carrying her bride and groom figure choices.

maggie

(exasperated)

is t o do now?

follow me around everywhere i go?

ike smiles at maggie enigmatically as he picks up his order and

he door.

ike

no.

arts to leave rout stops him.

mrs. trout

(he

other bag)

your two cinnamon rolls.

ike

bye, betty. thanks.

he leaves.

maggie

a nice person.

maggie rout her bride and broom figures. maggie

looks at mrs. trout, suddenly nervous. s. mrs.

trout imitates ike bamming the bride and groom, laughing.

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